babe, you've gotta stop
selling yourself short.
(or just selling yourself short of common cents)

to me you are the entire
Province & Territory
collector's edition set of quarters.

to me you are a crumpled
brown $2 bill.

to me you are any kind of
foreign currency I can get my hands on.

to me you are a Rider loonie.

you are mint.
(in condition & taste)